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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway
No, I don't know, bro, I gotta change my shorts.
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Yeah. Imagine the pump. If lifting weights felt like masturbating or was anywhere near it, I would be the fucking most shredded person in our friend group.
Oh, that's why you texted me orgasm while you were working out. Yeah. David just texted me orgasm me when while he was working out. Orgasm when me, when me work out. That's what he just texted me because I was writing down notes and I was like, Oh, fucking gr…
Chris is so sexy, I just orgasmed while working out.
No, I don't know, bro, I gotta change my shorts.
No, I'm just— I'm curious. I'm curious if it ever gets to that point. I don't know.
Yeah, we went to Vegas last week, and I'm working on my show. I'm doing a show on Sunday. Yeah, a stand-up show. And we're on the plane, Dave is sitting behind me, and, uh, oh my God, I can't— I couldn't believe you did this. I couldn't believe this was on th…
I don't think what I did was wrong. I remember when it came out of my mouth, I'm like, it sounds kind of harsh, but like I don't think it's that bad because I genuinely didn't know.