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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

Anyway, I got there and I'm supposed to— they're supposed to walk for water. It's a walkathon. Yeah, so there's like a PA system set up and I'm supposed to host it and say, you know, we raise all this money and blah blah blah. And so then when I butt dialed you, I was calling out the kids who had had won the most, who had raised the most money. Sure. And so I wanted the girls— I went up to and I go, how did you do it? I had a mega— I had to carry a megaphone because this PA system didn't work. I was like, how did you do it? How'd you raise so much? She's like, she's like, oh, my mom just did it. My mom just paid the most. That was it. I was like, oh, okay, never mind. But then we left and, um, Wyatt was there. And as we were leaving, he goes, uh, he goes, you know, that was all— and by the way, it was great. Everyone was really nice and I was exhausted. He goes, you know, that was all pointless, right? And I was like, what do you mean? He's like, well, yeah, the money was already raised online. He's like, they just had a bunch of kids walking around.

April 5, 201927:06Jason
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David26:40
unless your ass has like tiny fingers, or it's like— I don't know how you're fucking doing it. I have no idea how you unlock your phone because it needs facial recognition to unlock.
Jason26:48
So I don't have that. I don't have facial recognition on.
David26:51
I don't know what happens. You just unlock it and you dial with your ass, and it is so impressive. Because you do it constantly. And I'll hang up on you and you'll butt dial me back like your ass is pissed that I wasn't like holding a conversation with it. It…
Jason27:06
Anyway, I got there and I'm supposed to— they're supposed to walk for water. It's a walkathon. Yeah, so there's like a PA system set up and I'm supposed to host it and say, you know, we raise all this money and blah blah blah. And so then when I butt dialed you, I was calling out the kids who had had won the most, who had raised the most money. Sure. And so I wanted the girls— I went up to and I…
David27:56
Oh yeah. Oh, you were there to like raise money?
Jason27:58
Raise money for like a filtered water station that they'd already raised. They already raised $13,000.
David28:04
So you thought you were there working?