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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway
So I don't have that. I don't have facial recognition on.
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is— he's so impressive. He's the only person I've ever seen to butt dial people on an iPhone. There's— especially now, there's not a single button on the iPhone. So like, how am I—
unless you're—
unless your ass has like tiny fingers, or it's like— I don't know how you're fucking doing it. I have no idea how you unlock your phone because it needs facial recognition to unlock.
So I don't have that. I don't have facial recognition on.
I don't know what happens. You just unlock it and you dial with your ass, and it is so impressive. Because you do it constantly. And I'll hang up on you and you'll butt dial me back like your ass is pissed that I wasn't like holding a conversation with it. It…
Anyway, I got there and I'm supposed to— they're supposed to walk for water. It's a walkathon. Yeah, so there's like a PA system set up and I'm supposed to host it and say, you know, we raise all this money and blah blah blah. And so then when I butt dialed y…
Oh yeah. Oh, you were there to like raise money?