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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway
I had a megaphone and I was running around because I got there and they were also Jason is—
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It was like, okay, Billy, because he was hosting some charity event or some shit, and, and all I hear is I pick up the phone, it's like, okay, Billy, how'd you become so generous? How did you get so generous? And Billy was like, what? And Jason's like, how di…
I said that exactly. That was the kid who raised the most money. Yeah, yeah, the kids that got—
how the fuck do you butt dial me while hosting an event? Imagine Jimmy Kimmel calling one of his friends and like while he's interviewing Johnny Depp. So Johnny, what got you to start? Like, are you fucking serious?
I had a megaphone and I was running around because I got there and they were also Jason is—
is— he's so impressive. He's the only person I've ever seen to butt dial people on an iPhone. There's— especially now, there's not a single button on the iPhone. So like, how am I—
unless you're—
unless your ass has like tiny fingers, or it's like— I don't know how you're fucking doing it. I have no idea how you unlock your phone because it needs facial recognition to unlock.