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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

That's crazy. I'm like, so you know, I like how like there's a lot of vloggers that are pretty— like, this, this has like judged my sanity to me. Like, there's a lot of vloggers that will do anything for their videos, right? Natalie's been begging me for a dog. She's like, please fucking surprise me with a dog. Yeah, but I know that I can't have a dog in this house because it'll just be bad for me. And like, but I know how great the video will be when I surprise—

April 5, 201924:30David
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Jason24:23
That's why I was gonna get a dog last week. Yeah, damn, I keep thinking about the dog.
David24:27
May get it this week.
Jason24:28
We'll see how short I am.
David24:30
That's crazy. I'm like, so you know, I like how like there's a lot of vloggers that are pretty— like, this, this has like judged my sanity to me. Like, there's a lot of vloggers that will do anything for their videos, right? Natalie's been begging me for a dog. She's like, please fucking surprise me with a dog. Yeah, but I know that I can't have a dog in this house because it'll just be bad for m…
Jason24:51
why would it be bad for you?
David24:53
Well, I can't take care of another thing. I can't have another object running around the house. Like, it's just like too much energy for me, right? Like, I need to like just be here.
Jason25:01
You have so many people here all the time that'll watch the dog and take care of the dog.