David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

I lost 9 pounds, what the hell are you talking about?

But that was because Jeff started working you out.

No, that's not true. Yeah, okay, you could— you can attribute it to Jeff all you want. Sure. Okay, I mean, I don't know why you want to diss my trainer. He helped our country win several wars. But if you want to treat the soldiers like that, David, go ahead.

That's the one thing you can't diss in life, right? Soldiers.

There's a lot you can't diss, like the handicapped. I mean, there's a lot. There's actually a ton.

Yeah, but soldiers is definitely high up there. You never want to diss the soldiers because, because at the end of the day, even if the policies are wrong, even if the governments are are wrong. Soldiers don't fucking do it. They just do what they're told. Su…