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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

Oh boy, yeah, you want a boy? Well, now I know what to get, but I wouldn't—

April 5, 201915:35David
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Jason15:21
Can't. I can't. And that would be such a great excuse.
David15:23
I had it ready. It was a golden retriever puppy. Yeah. He was adorable. No, there was like a family of like 7 of them. Full—
Jason15:33
what, like a boy?
David15:35
Oh boy, yeah, you want a boy? Well, now I know what to get, but I wouldn't—
Jason15:39
I was gonna, I was gonna screw Marnie over like a month ago.
David15:42
Yeah, why did you— I was explaining this, you weren't into this, you wanted to surprise your ex-wife with a dog. Yeah, for what reason?
Jason15:49
Because, because she won't say no, she already has a dog, and you wanted to screw her over.