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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

Mm-hmm.

April 5, 201914:53Jason
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David14:39
Because, because see, like, as much as I— like, one of my favorite surprises to give to people is a dog. Yeah, you're literally giving them 15 years or however many years of responsibility. It's literally like handing someone a baby.
Jason14:50
Mm-hmm.
David14:51
It's like me coming inside you and now you're pregnant.
Jason14:53
Mm-hmm.
David14:54
Kind of.
Jason14:54
Don't surprise me with that.
David14:57
It's like, it's like, it's literally like that. Like, it's like, up, here you go, here's your response. And it's like, and as much as I wanted to have that 45-second bit of you being excited with a dog, I was smart and I was like, it's going to cost me so man…