David Fell in Love With a Stripper

A nuke goes off in Oklahoma or something. I would not know unless my friend is texting me. Like for sure. Like it's not like I'm checking AOL news anymore. I don't get like news pings to my phone. I wouldn't know other than if I literally heard it from another human being. Like, for those 14 hours, I was literally like, nothing exists anymore. Like, really, I haven't felt a feeling like that since it— I mean, now that TikTok is like a part of my life, it's like so ingrained in everything. Like, TikTok is— and you realize how important it is. It's like, it decides culture. Like, it decides like, like, like everything about culture, like fashion, what songs to listen to, every singer that's blown up in the last 3 years. Years is all TikTok. You decide what movies to watch because of TikTok. You decide where to eat because of TikTok. What, like, Yelp isn't even a thing anymore. You go on TikTok to see what the best place is to, to, to stay at, and for like different hotels in different countries, for clubs to visit, like everything.