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David Fell in Love With a Stripper

I know, I made it a big deal. Anyway, Yeah, that's the same thing happened to me. The doctor had like a nurse who was like working. Yeah. Who was like learning and she was like 20-something. And I'm like, there's no fucking way. Like, I'm not showing her my asshole. Like, there's no way. So I was just like, yeah, something on my back. And you cut the— and then I had him cut off like, oh my God. Yeah, I had him cut off a mole on my back. Yeah, he's a dermatologist. So I like made up something new because I was like, I was like, I'm going to lose a piece of my skin over this. Like, I don't give a fuck. But she's not looking at my asshole. And like the second he's like, so Dave, why are you in here today? And I'm like, my back, this mole, I get a lot of sun. I don't want it to cause any problems.

January 22, 202538:27David
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Jason37:33
And I was like, can you just give us like one moment? And he's like, oh yeah, no problem, whatever. She finishes, like, and then they take her off to get a scan to see where the kidney stone is and how far along it is. So, and then while she's gone for that l…
David38:08
well, now they're old. Yeah, I guess now everyone's like— now everyone is like baby doctor age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For med school. That's when I had a doctor— I think I said this on the podcast— when like I walked in and I was gonna check out something on my b…
Jason38:25
Yes, we all remember.
David38:27
I know, I made it a big deal. Anyway, Yeah, that's the same thing happened to me. The doctor had like a nurse who was like working. Yeah. Who was like learning and she was like 20-something. And I'm like, there's no fucking way. Like, I'm not showing her my asshole. Like, there's no way. So I was just like, yeah, something on my back. And you cut the— and then I had him cut off like, oh my God. Y…
Natalie39:09
I don't see anything back here.
David39:11
No, it's there. Yeah, so then he removed it and that was it.
Natalie39:13
Your asshole is leaking though.