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David Fell in Love With a Stripper

Um, well, I was taking care of my— I was visiting my mom like a little while ago, and in the middle of the night— she was having like a stomachache all day— and then in the middle of the night at like 11 PM, she's like not feeling well. She goes to take a bath, and I'm like laying in the bed. We're sharing a bed. And then she doesn't come back. It's like midnight, and I was like, okay, I guess she's taking a really long bath. And then all of a sudden I hear her scream out in the like just in complete pain, or something had happened. And she was like screaming from the bathroom. It's not a very big home, so I could hear it like very loudly. And I woke up out of my sleep, and she was in the bathroom. Like, she couldn't— she couldn't get up. It was like— I mean, it was terrible. Like, you don't want to see like your parent like that.

January 22, 202532:50Jason
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David32:09
Yeah, he felt like he really helped me grow up. And I remember I was like watching this guy way before I had sex, so like every time I was like close to having sex, he would always pop into my head. I'm like, oh my God, I'm gonna have to count to 100 because…
Natalie32:30
What do you— what do you do now to try not to orgasm?
David32:33
Um, I actually— I actually— I just never orgasm. I think I have a different problem. I also got a text from Natalie about her mom's kidney stone, which— what does that even mean? I'm just looking through our text and I wake up and it says mom's kidney stone,…
Jason32:50
Um, well, I was taking care of my— I was visiting my mom like a little while ago, and in the middle of the night— she was having like a stomachache all day— and then in the middle of the night at like 11 PM, she's like not feeling well. She goes to take a bath, and I'm like laying in the bed. We're sharing a bed. And then she doesn't come back. It's like midnight, and I was like, okay, I guess sh…
David33:33
Wait, she was on the ground?
Jason33:34
She was like trying to get out of the tub to go to the toilet to like throw up.
David33:38
Oh wait, where was the pain? Was this the kidney stone?