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David Fell in Love With a Stripper

Don't say it's you, but I don't think it's too big of a risk to ask. You also never know. And their person's saying there's some indications, but nothing big that they could be interested. So yeah, no, but definitely let us know. The person that wrote this in. What is your name? I want to keep you anonymous. Okay, I won't say it, but definitely let us know what it is. And if you have more questions like this, please DM me or Jason. I love this shit. I love— I used to watch this guy named Woody's Gamer Tag on— he— all he would do is play Call of Duty. I was like 15 or 16 when I was watching this guy, and he was like a 40-year-old man, and all he would talk about like he'd get DMs from thousands of— this is going to sound more bizarre, but at the time, being a little kid, it wasn't. He'd get thousands of DMs from little kids, and like a fatherly way, he'd take like a— he'd take like an approach to like help you out and be like, hey, I'm, uh, I'm 15 and I want to have sex with my girlfriend or whatever, but like I'm scared of cumming really quickly. And then he'd like give you tips.

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Natalie30:18
If you do do it, can you please write back and let us know what happens?
David30:21
Yeah, I think, I think just play them this podcast and just be like, this is so weird, they're talking about this. Could you Imagine if I asked you, it would ruin our relationship. That's really funny. And then see how he reacts. But ask him before this momen…
Natalie30:38
Isn't that so funny that I wrote into the guys on The Views podcast and they read it?
David30:43
Don't say it's you, but I don't think it's too big of a risk to ask. You also never know. And their person's saying there's some indications, but nothing big that they could be interested. So yeah, no, but definitely let us know. The person that wrote this in. What is your name? I want to keep you anonymous. Okay, I won't say it, but definitely let us know what it is. And if you have more questio…
Natalie31:44
I—
David31:44
it sounds really bizarre, and maybe it wasn't even like that, but that's how I took it because I was really young, right? And like he'd be like, well, something— he's like, I'd have the same problem, so something I do in my head is I like to count to 100 when…
Natalie32:08
Really?