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David Fell in Love With a Stripper

Okay, shut up, because that's how you said in the moment. In the moment you were like, I don't know what to respond. I was like, what the fuck? This guy's being like the sweetest guy to you. I'm like, this is how difficult it is to be a guy, by the way. And then she finally responds an hour later. 'Yes, I'll see you tomorrow.' 'Yes, period. I'll see you tomorrow, period.' No, no, no, I write it a lot sadder. It's got multiple S's and it's got two exclamation points. Oh, that's a convincing of us like yelling at her in the car being like, 'Dude, fucking respond to him. Stop being mean. Also, poor Natalie, like all she would want is a Texas man and you're not even giving him a single response.' Can we please stop acting like I'm like Desperado over here?

January 22, 202516:27David
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Jason16:19
Yeah, right, which is so fucking cute.
David16:22
And then he says, can't leave without saying bye, XX. He puts the two X's.
Isa16:25
She's like, the XX is perfect, perfect Aussie.
David16:27
Okay, shut up, because that's how you said in the moment. In the moment you were like, I don't know what to respond. I was like, what the fuck? This guy's being like the sweetest guy to you. I'm like, this is how difficult it is to be a guy, by the way. And then she finally responds an hour later. 'Yes, I'll see you tomorrow.' 'Yes, period. I'll see you tomorrow, period.' No, no, no, I write it a…
Jason17:03
Like it's like a fucking dry spell or something.
David17:05
But Ilya did say, we were in the club and Ilya looks at Natalie and he's like, It's kind of crazy that Natalie's the best-looking, like, woman here right now.
Jason17:13
Wait, what?