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David Dobrik Sexiest Man Alive

Yeah, we came in, everybody dying. We came to the conclusion that if I accidentally killed her, I'd wake up the next day with like a letter from Taylor going, hey, I have the perfect place to bury my body. It's right off the 101. I found it earlier in case this would happen. And then make sure to take your vitamin C tablets. And then the cleaners are gonna get there around 10:30. I put $25 on the counter. Good luck. I hope to see you soon.

October 11, 20194:18David
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Jason4:08
You're sinking today.
David4:09
Yeah, well, earlier I was talking to her about— I was saying, what would happen if I accidentally killed you? Yes.
Jason4:15
And oh, I was in the other room.
David4:18
Yeah, we came in, everybody dying. We came to the conclusion that if I accidentally killed her, I'd wake up the next day with like a letter from Taylor going, hey, I have the perfect place to bury my body. It's right off the 101. I found it earlier in case this would happen. And then make sure to take your vitamin C tablets. And then the cleaners are gonna get there around 10:30. I put $25 on the…
Jason4:43
If something goes wrong, here's your passport.
David4:45
Yeah. No, she's the best.
Jason4:46
She's killing it, but I want to make sure I watched, um, I watched 50 First Dates the other night with Charlie.