David Dobrik Sexiest Man Alive

My assistant, who I'm pretty sure is just going to fucking punch someone in the face at one point. That's Dima, who got into a fistfight this week.

We were— wait, well, we were talking about— I was talking to Taylor about, um, like, Taylor, like, always will get, like— how do I— how do you explain Taylor? You've been around her.

Taylor's like, um, in, like, a comedy movie where, like, the— there's, like, an awful, awful, awful person who has, like, a lot of money, and it's just, like, the villain of the movie has this, like, bright, shiny assistant with glasses constantly following t…

You're sinking today.

Yeah, well, earlier I was talking to her about— I was saying, what would happen if I accidentally killed you? Yes.

And oh, I was in the other room.