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David Discovers Sexsomnia
And then you'll wake up and you'll be doing the deed and then do you—
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Shut the fuck up. Wait, so you'll start having sex with her, you're asleep. It's like sleepwalking, but you're sleepfucking.
Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
And then you'll wake up and you'll be doing the deed and then do you—
Yeah, yeah, so she can literally tell when I wake up because she says my eyes open up like I'm like super surprised where I'm at. And then, but I mean, I'm a gentleman, so I have to keep going.
Good man.
You do realize how incredibly lucky you are that you have a wife, right? This situation would be a lot tougher to explain with somebody you're hanging out with for the first time.