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No, yeah, yeah, this is 100% true. I wish I was with my wife right now, but, uh, yeah, so pretty much what happens is I fall asleep and then my wife says that I start talking to her and like I start like trying to flirt with her and then, you know, it literal…
Shut the fuck up. Wait, so you'll start having sex with her, you're asleep. It's like sleepwalking, but you're sleepfucking.
Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
And then you'll wake up and you'll be doing the deed and then do you—
Yeah, yeah, so she can literally tell when I wake up because she says my eyes open up like I'm like super surprised where I'm at. And then, but I mean, I'm a gentleman, so I have to keep going.
Good man.