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David Discovers Sexsomnia

Yes, exactly.

July 18, 20255:58Andy
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Andy5:29
No, yeah, yeah, this is 100% true. I wish I was with my wife right now, but, uh, yeah, so pretty much what happens is I fall asleep and then my wife says that I start talking to her and like I start like trying to flirt with her and then, you know, it literal…
David5:50
Shut the fuck up. Wait, so you'll start having sex with her, you're asleep. It's like sleepwalking, but you're sleepfucking.
Jason5:57
Yeah.
Andy5:58
Yes, exactly.
David6:00
And then you'll wake up and you'll be doing the deed and then do you—
Andy6:03
Yeah, yeah, so she can literally tell when I wake up because she says my eyes open up like I'm like super surprised where I'm at. And then, but I mean, I'm a gentleman, so I have to keep going.
Jason6:15
Good man.