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David Discovers Sexsomnia

Surprise! Here's my dad.

July 18, 20255:21Natalie
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David5:03
Do you think he's asleep right now? Andy, can you hear me? Sorry, Jason just passed the phone to me. Okay, so apparently you're some kind of sleeping sexual maniac.
Andy5:14
I wouldn't say maniac, but it is an interesting thing about me. It's like a party fever.
David5:19
Oh, like a party— oh, okay, okay.
Natalie5:21
Surprise! Here's my dad.
David5:23
Yeah, wait, okay, you gotta explain this. Is this like a real disease or is this something you made up? Are you being 100% honest?
Andy5:29
No, yeah, yeah, this is 100% true. I wish I was with my wife right now, but, uh, yeah, so pretty much what happens is I fall asleep and then my wife says that I start talking to her and like I start like trying to flirt with her and then, you know, it literal…
David5:50
Shut the fuck up. Wait, so you'll start having sex with her, you're asleep. It's like sleepwalking, but you're sleepfucking.