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David Discovers Sexsomnia
That's not how I said it. That was really weird. Hey baby, hey baby, why you think you're leaving so soon? You haven't even passed gas. Um, no, but it was like, you never You never farted around me. And she's like, I farted all the time, but it sounded like things that were just happening in the house, which is really funny. And I, I've learned from that. And now I'll just fart and I'll just keep walking and you'll look at me and I'll keep the straightest face because farts do sound like you're dropping things. And the louder you let them go and the more straight-faced you are, The harder it is to tell that it came from you.
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like, I don't know where this is going.
I saw her a couple like weeks later, and I was like, you never farted. Sorry, that's not how I said it.
Yeah, start over.
That's not how I said it. That was really weird. Hey baby, hey baby, why you think you're leaving so soon? You haven't even passed gas. Um, no, but it was like, you never You never farted around me. And she's like, I farted all the time, but it sounded like things that were just happening in the house, which is really funny. And I, I've learned from that. And now I'll just fart and I'll just keep…
Yeah, the more pleasure you get.
Yeah, because like, that's insane. I'm sitting up right now.
We finally got you to talk about something you're passionate about.