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David Discovers Sexsomnia

Oh my God, you know what, I wonder if, I wonder if this is actually your doing or if this is just your wife having sex with you while you're asleep, because I, I I have a feeling she's convinced you that this is your doing, but she's just really horny and she must have a thing for sleeping you. I'm glad we figured this out with you. This is why it's important to always reach out to The Views Podcast for any kind of help.

July 18, 20259:23David
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Jason9:03
Ask if he ever gets scared when he's like awoken mid-act.
David9:06
Yeah, do you ever, do you ever get freaked out when you wake up and you're like, oh my God, I'm, I'm doing it?
Andy9:14
Yeah, yeah, because this is TMI, but we're already this far. She's like on top of me, you know, and like she's enjoying herself, and I just like wake up and I'm like, holy fuck, like what's happening?
David9:23
Oh my God, you know what, I wonder if, I wonder if this is actually your doing or if this is just your wife having sex with you while you're asleep, because I, I I have a feeling she's convinced you that this is your doing, but she's just really horny and she must have a thing for sleeping you. I'm glad we figured this out with you. This is why it's important to always reach out to The Views Podc…
Andy9:49
Yeah, I feel way better knowing this.
David9:53
No, but seriously, thank you for messaging Jason about this. This is right up my alley. For sure.
Andy9:57
Yeah, I had a feeling. I was literally listening to last week's Saturday's podcast On the way to work and I'm like, do I feel like outing myself?