David Crashed His Ferrari
Pick the men out of their bathroom. The women need it more. We were at a party and, um, and Jeff and Zane came up to me Because they were talking about— Jeff was saying like, "Oh David, so many girls want you here. This is like your Oscars." Because it's like a YouTuber party. And like as he was saying that, a girl walked behind him and they overheard a conversation between two girls. And one of the girls goes, "Oh my god, there's David. Go talk to him." And another one of the girls— and the other girl responded saying, "No, he'll come up to me." Oh! And Jeff and Zane just fucking— blasted into laughter. It was so funny. I felt so bad. Um, it's always not fun to laugh at people, but that was a fun experience. That's something I didn't put in my vlog. I was gonna put it in, but I opted out. And then I was also back to my trainer. I was with him, and he's like— he is great, I gotta say, he's great. And he's like super devoted to me. And I remember when we first started training, like a month ago or like 2 months ago, he's like, you're gonna have a 6-pack by the fucking summer or I failed you. And that, that conversation has now changed. Like, I actually trained with him 3 days ago and he goes, you're gonna have a fucking six-pack by New Year's or I failed you. And I don't know, I know, I know next time I see him it's gonna be 2022 is your fucking year. Yeah, you're gonna have a six-pack. Well, it's funny how it changes.