David Crashed His Ferrari

Mom's here? My mom's here. Yeah. She was visiting, and so I was gonna take the Ferrari because she told me she didn't have like a lot of bags. So I was like, that'll be fun. I don't think she's ever driven in one. So I pull up and there's no way to like not look like a douche pulling up in a Ferrari at the airport, at the airport where like 50 people are waiting to like pick up, get picked up by like a cab or an Uber. Yeah, I feel like such an asshole. Or the shuttle. Yeah, or the shuttle. Like, I just felt like the biggest douche. And I get out to like hug my mom and help her with the bags and put them in the car, and a $20 bill falls out of my pocket like on the floor. And I'm walking back to my car, I don't even notice it, and a woman goes, excuse me, sir, you dropped, you dropped, you dropped some money. And I go, okay, sorry. And I'm, and I pick it up and I'm going back and she's like, sir, sir, there's more falling out of your pocket. And there was, there was 3 $20s that fell right out of my pocket after I picked up the first one. I looked like the biggest fucking douche in the world. I didn't even know what to say. I was just like, I just went to Vegas. I fucking freaked. I felt so—