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David Crashed His Ferrari

No, I don't, because I would never pay for— I never pay for with my insurance. I don't want it on my Carfax. Well, now I guess everybody knows because I just told them I crashed my Ferrari. But, but yeah, and then I went, and then I was like, fuck it, I'm still gonna have a good night even after I crashed it. Yeah, and then I went up to the One Oak door and one of the cops there was like, hey, hey, This guy's a camera. That's not cool, right? And I know it's not cool to have a cop. Yeah, a cop. A guy who didn't even work there. And it's like, and what's he doing? He said it a lot more asshole-ish than I just said it. And, and I just got so like angry. I was like, okay, like you can tell me to not bring in my camera. I don't own this place. Like it's your rules, but like don't be an asshole to me about it. Just be like, hey man, I don't think we can have cameras in here. Said this to a cop? No, I didn't. I'm angry, but I never show that. I just keep quiet.

May 9, 201929:16David
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Jason29:07
Just that bumper. Yeah, alone.
David29:09
That, that fucking parking spot cost me $7,000 to $10,000.
Jason29:13
Hang on, insurance?
David29:16
No, I don't, because I would never pay for— I never pay for with my insurance. I don't want it on my Carfax. Well, now I guess everybody knows because I just told them I crashed my Ferrari. But, but yeah, and then I went, and then I was like, fuck it, I'm still gonna have a good night even after I crashed it. Yeah, and then I went up to the One Oak door and one of the cops there was like, hey, he…
Jason30:05
Why is a cop deciding who can go into One Oak and what they can bring in. Why isn't he solving a crime?
David30:09
He's like, you can't bring that fucking camera in here. And I was like, I got so like thrown off. I just turned around, I left. I didn't even say goodbye to my friends. I'm like, this is— there's something telling me not to walk into this fucking club. Yeah.
Jason30:20
And you heard a tidal wave hit One Oak the other night.