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David Crashed His Ferrari

So I was like, fuck it. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. And then Stas walks, runs up, and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, you're not, you're not gonna, you're not gonna argue about $100. She's like, let me talk to him. So she got it down to $60 after some master negotiating. So I'm like, fuck it, here's $60. Yeah, I want to enjoy my night. It's One Oak. I'm going inside. Yeah. So I gave him $60, which is ridiculous to park. That's, that's a, that's a flight to Alabama if I wanted to. Like, now I can't see Alabama.

May 9, 201927:45David
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Jason27:31
And if you had come up in a Volvo—
David27:33
Exactly. It would have been $10. Wow. And I was like, I literally was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, I'm not paying $100 to park. Like, this isn't even valet. I'm in the back. I'm in an alley right now. You're not gonna charge me $100 for this…
Jason27:45
Yeah.
David27:45
So I was like, fuck it. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. And then Stas walks, runs up, and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, you're not, you're not gonna, you're not gonna argue about $100. She's like, let me talk to him. So she got it down to $60 after some master negotiating. So I'm like, fuck it, here's $60. Yeah, I want to enjoy my night. It's One Oak. I'm going inside. Yeah. So I gave him $60, which…
Jason28:09
Yeah, where are you, Dubai?
David28:11
Exactly. So I, I park. I'm parking. He doesn't even take my car. He makes me self-park, which is ridiculous. For $60, you should be lifting the car on your shoulders. And I'm parking. I pull it back into a spot, and I'm getting out of the car, and I go, okay,…
Jason28:50
Yeah.