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David Crashed His Ferrari
So I go, that's the right car, because with that car you can say the great words that I've always wanted to say. Or the valet will say the best words to you. Those 3 words: keep it close. And then you go, yeah, keep it close. That's my favorite. Whenever I see a guy in a Ferrari or Lamborghini, they always say that. Let me keep it nearby. And the guy goes, yeah, please.
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So someone was like, let's go to One Oak, and I was like, Fuck yes, it was Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, everything was going my way. I'm like, I'm ready to go. And we drive by the front, and I know, I know the front, the valet costs so much, so I'm like, fuck it, I'm…
Why aren't you valeting the Ferrari?
So hold on, just listen.
So I go, that's the right car, because with that car you can say the great words that I've always wanted to say. Or the valet will say the best words to you. Those 3 words: keep it close. And then you go, yeah, keep it close. That's my favorite. Whenever I see a guy in a Ferrari or Lamborghini, they always say that. Let me keep it nearby. And the guy goes, yeah, please.
Oh, it's so cool. Um, well, okay, I didn't. And I have a cheap little Slovak. I went to the back.
Yeah.
And I pull up in the back and I'm like, fuck, there's a parking lot attendant here too. So it's going to cost a lot. And he goes, $100. South Park, $100.