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David Crashed His Ferrari

Why aren't you valeting the Ferrari?

May 9, 201926:43Jason
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David26:12
What happened? I took it to, um, I took it to One Oak. I was very excited because I've never been to One Oak and I always talk about it. It's a nightclub. I don't care for nightclubs, but there's something about One Oak that's been wanting me to go there. Lik…
Jason26:23
Just the name sounds cool.
David26:24
So someone was like, let's go to One Oak, and I was like, Fuck yes, it was Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, everything was going my way. I'm like, I'm ready to go. And we drive by the front, and I know, I know the front, the valet costs so much, so I'm like, fuck it, I'm…
Jason26:43
Why aren't you valeting the Ferrari?
David26:45
So hold on, just listen.
Jason26:47
So I go, that's the right car, because with that car you can say the great words that I've always wanted to say. Or the valet will say the best words to you. Those 3 words: keep it close. And then you go, yeah, keep it close. That's my favorite. Whenever I se…
David27:08
Oh, it's so cool. Um, well, okay, I didn't. And I have a cheap little Slovak. I went to the back.