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David Crashed His Ferrari
This guy, he's in front of me, and I guess his name is Mitch. Yeah. And but the woman behind the counter, she goes, I'll get that right out for you, bitch. But I thought she said bitch. Yeah. So then his drink came out, and I looked at the drink and it said Mitch, and I was like, ah. And then I talked to him. Sometimes I'm just in like a goofy mood where I just don't give a fuck, and I was like, I was like, bro, I was like, your name's Mitch, but I thought she called you bitch. And he goes, Happens a lot.
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Yeah, I tried Starbucks for the first time and I ordered a medium and everyone fucking gave me shit for it because apparently it's a grande.
What is it? Yeah, it's okay. You can say medium at Starbucks. But I mean, yes, someone did give you shit for it. I'm okay with that.
You went— you went into Starbucks the other day and what happened? There was a guy ordering. What was it?
This guy, he's in front of me, and I guess his name is Mitch. Yeah. And but the woman behind the counter, she goes, I'll get that right out for you, bitch. But I thought she said bitch. Yeah. So then his drink came out, and I looked at the drink and it said Mitch, and I was like, ah. And then I talked to him. Sometimes I'm just in like a goofy mood where I just don't give a fuck, and I was like,…
I was waiting for Jason in the car while he was getting that Starbucks. I could see him laughing and I was like, kind of like, should I go in there and film this?
And then I was baiting you. I was hoping you would come in.
You were baiting me. I could tell because you were laughing in my direction.