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David Crashed His Ferrari
Yeah, I tried Starbucks for the first time and I ordered a medium and everyone fucking gave me shit for it because apparently it's a grande.
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What am I? Steve Rogers.
I'm Captain America.
Yeah, because like you fucking— you haven't— you haven't experienced life at all and everything's so new to you. Like, we went to Starbucks and you were like, oh my God, coffee, a frappuccino. We didn't have this in the '40s.
Yeah, I tried Starbucks for the first time and I ordered a medium and everyone fucking gave me shit for it because apparently it's a grande.
What is it? Yeah, it's okay. You can say medium at Starbucks. But I mean, yes, someone did give you shit for it. I'm okay with that.
You went— you went into Starbucks the other day and what happened? There was a guy ordering. What was it?
This guy, he's in front of me, and I guess his name is Mitch. Yeah. And but the woman behind the counter, she goes, I'll get that right out for you, bitch. But I thought she said bitch. Yeah. So then his drink came out, and I looked at the drink and it said M…