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David Crashed His Ferrari

Why do guys get married 5 times? Do you understand that? I've known so many men who are like 60, 70, and they don't get it right the first time.

May 9, 201916:30Jason
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David16:11
Yeah, probably yours.
Jason16:13
You could go in my asshole.
David16:14
No, genuinely, I feel like that would be so simple to do. I don't know, sneak me in and out of the country. But regardless, I just, I don't know, I want to do it the proper way. If I'm gonna get married, I just want, I want the person to be like the person to…
Jason16:30
Why do guys get married 5 times? Do you understand that? I've known so many men who are like 60, 70, and they don't get it right the first time.
David16:41
Well, because, because I'm one of those guys, if I was to, if my marriages didn't work out, I'd never give up on the idea of marriage. I'd always keep getting married.
Jason16:51
But if it didn't work out, okay. So like, if you didn't get it right the first, second, and third time, here's an example.
David16:57
If I got married once, right? I'm going to marry this girl because I love her. That doesn't end well. We have to get a divorce. I mean, if I'm going to marry someone, I'm going to fucking marry them to be with them forever.