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David Crashed His Ferrari

You could go in my asshole.

May 9, 201916:13Jason
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David16:01
You can also probably— if they sneak coke into the United States so easily, I'm sure you can sneak me in and out. Think about it.
Jason16:09
You could go in someone's asshole.
David16:11
Yeah, probably yours.
Jason16:13
You could go in my asshole.
David16:14
No, genuinely, I feel like that would be so simple to do. I don't know, sneak me in and out of the country. But regardless, I just, I don't know, I want to do it the proper way. If I'm gonna get married, I just want, I want the person to be like the person to…
Jason16:30
Why do guys get married 5 times? Do you understand that? I've known so many men who are like 60, 70, and they don't get it right the first time.
David16:41
Well, because, because I'm one of those guys, if I was to, if my marriages didn't work out, I'd never give up on the idea of marriage. I'd always keep getting married.