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Squirrel jumps in front of the car and I go, and I have time to think and I go, please fucking move. I literally say that to myself. I go, please fucking move. And it moves. Thank the Lord. And then it hops right back under my tire.
Oh yeah. I've seen that. They're like, I'm good. I'm good. No, I'm going back.
Yeah. And I fucking killed it.
Ooh, pop.
I've killed it. I've never— I've never killed an animal before. Yeah, in my life, other than like maybe an ant.
Yeah, it's funny because you remind everyone of Jeffrey Dahmer.
Exactly, that's what I thought. And right when I killed the squirrel, I was like, oh, I'm not a serial killer because I'm really sad about it.