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David Crashed His Ferrari
I actually, I had a visit with my lawyer yesterday. Yeah. And my manager came. Yeah. Natalie came. Um, and my business manager came. Yeah. So there's 4 people in the meeting including me and they were like, they were just like, okay, tell us straight cause we don't fucking believe you. Is there anything David can do? Like let's say David has a $2 million job in Europe. Yeah. He needs to go. Can he pay some of that money to the government? And he's like, there's absolutely nothing David can do. To become legal in this country except get married. It's the only thing I can do. There's nothing I can do. Wow. Not a single thing I can do.
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So what happens with my— I guess, yeah, once you get the green card, you're good.
Like, Right.
Yeah.
I actually, I had a visit with my lawyer yesterday. Yeah. And my manager came. Yeah. Natalie came. Um, and my business manager came. Yeah. So there's 4 people in the meeting including me and they were like, they were just like, okay, tell us straight cause we don't fucking believe you. Is there anything David can do? Like let's say David has a $2 million job in Europe. Yeah. He needs to go. Can h…
If only there was a girl that would be willing to marry you and who happens to be 70 fucking— my DMs go like this. That's all my DMs, by the way. Can you show David this video? Can David come to my graduation?
I don't want to marry anybody if it's not like If it's not legit. Okay. Even if it's just for a green card.
Okay, be stupid. Cool, we'll keep going to Chicago to vlog your friends. Yeah, that's fine. When we can go to Amsterdam, we can go to Italy, we can go to Australia, we can go to Russia, we can go to your home country. Figure this shit out, David. We're runnin…