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David Crashed His Ferrari

No, I'd show you the certificate. I'd get your reaction to us being married. And then, and then we'd have a proper wedding in like Hawaii. And this is a two-in-one motherfucking one because then I would get my green card. And, and guess who's not motherfucking illegal anymore? This guy, because he is your dad.

May 9, 201914:25David
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Jason14:15
Yeah, just do it, man. Where are you guys going to get married?
David14:19
Well, honestly, what would happen is we would just do it in private. Oh, okay.
Jason14:22
So I wouldn't even be invited.
David14:25
No, I'd show you the certificate. I'd get your reaction to us being married. And then, and then we'd have a proper wedding in like Hawaii. And this is a two-in-one motherfucking one because then I would get my green card. And, and guess who's not motherfucking illegal anymore? This guy, because he is your dad.
Jason14:43
So what happens with my— I guess, yeah, once you get the green card, you're good.
David14:47
Like, Right.
Jason14:47
Yeah.