David Crashed His Ferrari

That's badass. And then I told Jason, it's Mother's Day, Mother's Day is coming up, so I figured that I would give back to, you know, the mothers in my life, whether it's mine or someone else's, and I will go and hook up with your mother. And Jason said, okay, if you want to do that, you can. And then that led to, hold on, your mom is single. Not only can I hook up with her, but I could probably marry her and become Jason's new dad. And tell me what to do. And tell Jason what to do. Which is fucking genius. I don't know why I just got this idea. I'm going to be Jason's new stepdad. And only why I love it so much is because we go out to so many places and everyone always is always asking if I'm his son. And I really just want to be able to go like, oh no, no, no, no, no, he's my son. That's going to be fucking incredible. And you gave my blessing to marry your mother.