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David Crashed His Ferrari

Yeah, I went to the, um, I went to Starbucks. I was like really bored and they're like, you can't leave the chaperone station. And so I was like, I gotta get out of here, I gotta, I gotta go. And I was like, I'm gonna get a coffee, you want it? Do you want one? I said this to the other— yeah, yeah. So I go to Starbucks, I have to go out of the park at Knott's Berry So I go into Starbucks, I get her coffee, it takes forever. There's— David, this has never happened to me. I don't know if these— if like 40 10-year-olds recognized me, or maybe one recognized me and they all went nuts. Sure, because 10-year-olds, like, really young to watch your vlogs. Yeah, I walked in and it was like fucking Justin Bieber was there. They were like, oh my God, oh my— I was like Oh my God, I'm trying not to brag, but I just want to tell you this story. So then I know I also kind of want to brag. I also kind of want to brag. And they were shitting themselves, and I was like, okay, okay. I was like, hey, what's up guys, nice to see you.

May 9, 20198:56Jason
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David8:46
I'm not talking about my girlfriends, but, um, But, uh, yeah, no, I, I think I could get it even though it's kind of like—
Jason8:51
I think I get it too.
David8:53
Oh man, I'll tell you, be open-minded, I think is what he's trying to say.
Jason8:56
Yeah, I went to the, um, I went to Starbucks. I was like really bored and they're like, you can't leave the chaperone station. And so I was like, I gotta get out of here, I gotta, I gotta go. And I was like, I'm gonna get a coffee, you want it? Do you want one? I said this to the other— yeah, yeah. So I go to Starbucks, I have to go out of the park at Knott's Berry So I go into Starbucks, I get h…
David9:55
And then, you know, I'm gonna get a DM from one of these 10-year-olds at the Starbucks. Hey, so I was at that Starbucks and none of us were excited to see him. No, no, he actually asked if we could take a picture with him.
Jason10:06
No, no, one of the moms goes Thank you so much, you made their day. I don't know who you are, but yeah, so then I get my coffee. Yeah, and I'm like walking away, and then— and it's, it's— I wanted to be nice and like volunteer for something at the school, but…
David10:37
What did you say?