David Crashed His Ferrari

I heard something really funny on the bus, like overheard this on the bus. It was This kid goes, yo, the only way to be home— he goes, yo, the only way to be not homo is to have a little homo.

Hey, that's pretty true.

I fucking died.

Yeah, it's funny what comes out of their mouth.

I, I understand what he's saying. I think— I do too. I think he— what he means is you have to be open. Yeah, like you have to be, you know, you have to be You have to accept all kinds. I don't know, how do I explain it? Yeah, like, I, like, I'm super, like, I…

Yeah, like, uh, touching their boobs wouldn't be homo.