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David Breaks Up a Marriage

Are you serious? I, you know, you know, you know why I didn't post it, right? No, no, wait, let me— before you tell me, because I want that to be a surprise. So, so, bro, I would, I would— no, no, I would always like— I would be mad at myself because I would be like, bro, I wish that David posted that IQ test if my ass didn't cry, bro. And because I remember I just like— because I didn't know what to think, honestly. And I thought that the reason you didn't post a video was because I was crying and I was just like really like upset about that. I was like, fuck, I fucked up, man.

April 2, 20255:08Jason
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David4:49
And we were behind glass watching them so they wouldn't cheat and all this, whatever. Next day, results came. And we sat them all down. Do you remember the results, Fardan?
Jason4:57
I remember those results because— so I started— the reason I kind of like started crying, yeah, was because I thought that I was really dumb at the time. And I honestly like—
David5:06
that's not why I didn't post it.
Jason5:08
Are you serious? I, you know, you know, you know why I didn't post it, right? No, no, wait, let me— before you tell me, because I want that to be a surprise. So, so, bro, I would, I would— no, no, I would always like— I would be mad at myself because I would be like, bro, I wish that David posted that IQ test if my ass didn't cry, bro. And because I remember I just like— because I didn't know wha…
David5:39
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not why I didn't post it.
Jason5:42
What was it?
David5:42
I didn't post it because you beat Jonah.