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David Breaks Up a Marriage

Like, yes, obviously celebrities have fucking problems and they have bad days, but we don't want to hear about them. Yeah, but like, yeah. You know what regular people have? Even fucking more problems and less great days. I don't know. I never ever got behind that shit. Never. I don't know. Yes, I'm sure that there are celebrities that like struggle with some serious, serious issues. Yeah, it's really sad, but just so do regular people. So it's just like, it's like, does money buy happiness? Like, whether or not it does, I'd still have— I'd still rather have all those problems with more money. Like, no questions asked, right? Yeah. Um, I don't know, maybe I'm, maybe I'm still too like new in this whole world where I don't, where I don't have a proper answer to that. Maybe I still have a juvenile answer.

April 2, 202534:24David
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Jason34:00
Yeah.
David34:01
Like, I am so stoked. There's nothing— I feel like I've mentioned, maybe I mentioned this in my real life or on the podcast, but nothing frustrates me more than a celebrity being like, it's not all glamorous. Like, regular life isn't all glamorous, fucker. Li…
Jonah34:23
Yeah.
David34:24
Like, yes, obviously celebrities have fucking problems and they have bad days, but we don't want to hear about them. Yeah, but like, yeah. You know what regular people have? Even fucking more problems and less great days. I don't know. I never ever got behind that shit. Never. I don't know. Yes, I'm sure that there are celebrities that like struggle with some serious, serious issues. Yeah, it's r…
Jason35:09
Maybe you should have broke up that marriage in Vegas.
David35:11
Fuck, I really should have. I should have hooked up with that chick.
Jason35:14
He's kidding.