David Breaks Up a Marriage

Okay, so we were at the club. John was looking at a bunch of girls, like at one of the cabanas, and John's just like, I wish I was a girl. And, and yeah, I always go to a club with him, right? Do you already know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know. And John's like…

Always, dude. I always see it from a normal person's You.

So you take yourself out of it and then you wish more things. You're like, I know I get these privileges of going out and having free drinks, but I'm not looking at it that way. I'm looking at it as if I didn't have those privileges. Yes, exactly. Okay, but y…

Yeah, you're kind of more like my wife that I take care of.

You don't even clean.

You actually make it messier. Whoa, whoa, take that back. You clean? Take that back. Have you been in your room?