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David Breaks Up a Marriage

So you take yourself out of it and then you wish more things. You're like, I know I get these privileges of going out and having free drinks, but I'm not looking at it that way. I'm looking at it as if I didn't have those privileges. Yes, exactly. Okay, but you do realize— You're a hot chick. Yeah, you're basically a hot chick. You have the tits of a hot chick and you have the perks of a hot chick. You're 80% woman.

April 2, 202522:49David
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John22:12
Yeah, I had a lot of fun.
David22:13
Okay, so we were at the club. John was looking at a bunch of girls, like at one of the cabanas, and John's just like, I wish I was a girl. And, and yeah, I always go to a club with him, right? Do you already know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know. And John's like…
John22:44
Always, dude. I always see it from a normal person's You.
David22:49
So you take yourself out of it and then you wish more things. You're like, I know I get these privileges of going out and having free drinks, but I'm not looking at it that way. I'm looking at it as if I didn't have those privileges. Yes, exactly. Okay, but you do realize— You're a hot chick. Yeah, you're basically a hot chick. You have the tits of a hot chick and you have the perks of a hot chic…
Jason23:12
Yeah, you have free rent here. Yeah. Someone gave you a car.
David23:16
Yeah, you're kind of more like my wife that I take care of.
John23:20
You don't even clean.