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David Breaks Up a Marriage

Yesterday someone asked me the same question. Yeah, yeah, I did. I did think I was invisible because my first thought was that if they actually make me invisible, I'm going to go to Subway. I'm going to make my own footlong and I'm going to walk out. I didn't think of it as stealing at the time, though.

April 2, 202512:27Jason
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David12:15
Were you fucking with us when you were a kid? Like, just like, because you were, you were like pretty comedically gifted, like, right?
Jason12:22
Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
David12:23
Like when you were invisible, did you actually fucking think you were invisible, bro?
Jason12:27
Yesterday someone asked me the same question. Yeah, yeah, I did. I did think I was invisible because my first thought was that if they actually make me invisible, I'm going to go to Subway. I'm going to make my own footlong and I'm going to walk out. I didn't think of it as stealing at the time, though.
David12:43
Yeah, I know. I understand. I love— this is what you said too when we made you invisible.
Jason12:47
Yeah, we did.
David12:48
Yeah, we brought you back and the first thing you said was, if I go back, I'm going to go make a Subway footlong.