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Really big poop. And now normally what I've seen is she shits on the pizza box with the pizza, and then she takes the slices and she starts throwing them into the audience. This time she didn't throw it, and thank God, because it was like the biggest poop I've seen on this pizza slice. Instead, she takes a bite out of the top of the poop, and the curtains close, and then that's the show. And then you look at your friends and you go, yeah, shot. And then you go and you take a shot, and then the night continues, and then club around 3 or 4, and those shows kind of happen. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. I don't know, like, how can you throw poop at the audience? Like, no one's signing anything where they come in where they're like, yeah, I'm good with everything.

February 26, 202525:13David
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Jason24:39
Yeah.
David24:40
And then this particular show, which is very similar to a show we had before, if you've listened to the podcast, we may have talked about this, It's gonna sound like another show we've seen there before, but she'll take a pizza, she put her penis through the…
Natalie25:13
Really big poop.
David25:13
Really big poop. And now normally what I've seen is she shits on the pizza box with the pizza, and then she takes the slices and she starts throwing them into the audience. This time she didn't throw it, and thank God, because it was like the biggest poop I've seen on this pizza slice. Instead, she takes a bite out of the top of the poop, and the curtains close, and then that's the show. And then…
Jason25:54
Yeah, the public health department.
David25:56
Yeah. Or is it just like an unspoken thing between everybody where it's like, yeah, fuck it?
Natalie26:00
I think, you know, I'm assuming also, like, if you buy a table right next to the stage downstairs, like, they give you some sort of, like, heads up, like, just so you know.