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Howie and I both— real— no, listen, I never said I invented the fist bump, you asshole. I said that I've always thought handshakes were gross, and now everybody But because we were talking about— Jason was like, I don't think they're ever gonna have handshakes anymore. I think handshakes are over. And I'm like, you're right. And I've been fucking saying this forever. I think handshakes are disgusting. We should never have handshakes. It should always be fist bumps.
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Now a lot of people think handshakes were gross. I've been touching hands. No, what about Howie Mandel? Howie Mandel has been fucking fist bumping since the '80s.
He's co-founder of knowing that handshakes are gross. Howie and I—
you're gonna credit Howie? Yeah. Okay, okay.
Howie and I both— real— no, listen, I never said I invented the fist bump, you asshole. I said that I've always thought handshakes were gross, and now everybody But because we were talking about— Jason was like, I don't think they're ever gonna have handshakes anymore. I think handshakes are over. And I'm like, you're right. And I've been fucking saying this forever. I think handshakes are disgus…
Don't you watch movies now and they do things in movies where you're like, oh my god, if we did that like right now, we'd get the fucking COVID-19? You know what I mean?
Yes. No, I even like— oh yeah, all the movies you've been watching, I look at these situations and I'm like, like, I like cringe because I know how the situation—
I was watching I was watching David's vlogs. I watched my vlogs and he's licking the pole on the party bus.