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they're saying it because there's a fucking killer virus out there, right? That's why they're saying it.
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Dave has been going around saying, hey, the fist bump thing, I started that. You know, people aren't shaking hands now, that's me, that's me. David thinks everything started with him. Yes, he thinks that he was the first one to come up with grilled steak. He…
No, listen, really, the fist bump thing— I never said I fucking invented, you asshole. Stop twisting my words. I said I've been saying handshakes are gross for the longest fucking time. Yeah, that's what I said. Okay, and now people are finally going, handsha…
they're saying it because there's a fucking killer virus out there, right? That's why they're saying it.
Yeah, no shit, but I've been saying it before the fucking virus. I've been like, it's so gross.
And you don't think it's just coincidental that a fucking pandemic hit, and so now you're vindicated?
No, of course that's exactly what had to happen.