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David and Natalie Get a Dog
Dave has been going around saying, hey, the fist bump thing, I started that. You know, people aren't shaking hands now, that's me, that's me. David thinks everything started with him. Yes, he thinks that he was the first one to come up with grilled steak. He also thinks he's the first one to come up with vanilla ice cream. You come up with grilled steak?
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I'm going to start saying things that I think is going to be in the future just so I like— just so people can come back and be like, wow, he predicted this one too.
So you love to do that. You love—
you—
Dave has been going around saying, hey, the fist bump thing, I started that. You know, people aren't shaking hands now, that's me, that's me. David thinks everything started with him. Yes, he thinks that he was the first one to come up with grilled steak. He also thinks he's the first one to come up with vanilla ice cream. You come up with grilled steak?
No, listen, really, the fist bump thing— I never said I fucking invented, you asshole. Stop twisting my words. I said I've been saying handshakes are gross for the longest fucking time. Yeah, that's what I said. Okay, and now people are finally going, handsha…
they're saying it because there's a fucking killer virus out there, right? That's why they're saying it.
Yeah, no shit, but I've been saying it before the fucking virus. I've been like, it's so gross.