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David and Natalie Get a Dog
You think if you pissed yourself, we wouldn't be like, haha, you fucking loser, you pissed yourself.
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This is it, Taylor. If he finds me on the bed, he's going to send the dog home. And I love that fucking dog. Taylor, get the sheets off.
I told Taylor, I was like, do this in the most inconspicuous, subtle way possible. Yeah.
And then our washing machine is broken. So all I hear is— I'm like, okay, what's being washed right now? I feel like there's no laundry. And then I go to my room and all the sheets are off. And at first I was embarrassed. I was like, oh my God, I fucking piss…
You think if you pissed yourself, we wouldn't be like, haha, you fucking loser, you pissed yourself.
Taylor has a nice heart. I think she'd do it without me even knowing. Taylor wouldn't even tell me that I peed myself.
Taylor would—
Taylor would come to my room and she'd see me in the morning like there's pee all over the place and she'd like try to trick me to get out of bed so I wouldn't see the pee. Taylor would be like, okay, come here, David, let's go. Let's go get some tea in the k…