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David and Natalie Get a Dog
And then our washing machine is broken. So all I hear is— I'm like, okay, what's being washed right now? I feel like there's no laundry. And then I go to my room and all the sheets are off. And at first I was embarrassed. I was like, oh my God, I fucking pissed myself. But then I remembered that I slept with the dog.
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No, it was in the morning. It was like, it was like I remember because I was like waking up and my foot was like hitting something wet.. And I always think like when I wake up, like I just get really sweaty at night, right? So I was like, oh, okay, she must j…
This is it, Taylor. If he finds me on the bed, he's going to send the dog home. And I love that fucking dog. Taylor, get the sheets off.
I told Taylor, I was like, do this in the most inconspicuous, subtle way possible. Yeah.
And then our washing machine is broken. So all I hear is— I'm like, okay, what's being washed right now? I feel like there's no laundry. And then I go to my room and all the sheets are off. And at first I was embarrassed. I was like, oh my God, I fucking pissed myself. But then I remembered that I slept with the dog.
You think if you pissed yourself, we wouldn't be like, haha, you fucking loser, you pissed yourself.
Taylor has a nice heart. I think she'd do it without me even knowing. Taylor wouldn't even tell me that I peed myself.
Taylor would—