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David and Natalie Get a Dog
No, it was in the morning. It was like, it was like I remember because I was like waking up and my foot was like hitting something wet.. And I always think like when I wake up, like I just get really sweaty at night, right? So I was like, oh, okay, she must just be sweating. So I didn't even mind it. My foot was hitting her pee. But then, but then the next 3 hours later, I saw Taylor took off all the covers from my bed and I went up to her and I go, Taylor, did I pee myself or did the dog pee itself? And then Natalie comes in, she goes, you did, you did. Like Natalie was trying to defend the dog. And I was like, oh my God, the dog peed and I was playing in her puddle all morning. Because I thought it was mine.
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what?
You don't even know when she peed the bed. When did she pee the bed? You think she peed the bed in the middle of night, David?
Well, how would you know?
No, it was in the morning. It was like, it was like I remember because I was like waking up and my foot was like hitting something wet.. And I always think like when I wake up, like I just get really sweaty at night, right? So I was like, oh, okay, she must just be sweating. So I didn't even mind it. My foot was hitting her pee. But then, but then the next 3 hours later, I saw Taylor took off all…
This is it, Taylor. If he finds me on the bed, he's going to send the dog home. And I love that fucking dog. Taylor, get the sheets off.
I told Taylor, I was like, do this in the most inconspicuous, subtle way possible. Yeah.
And then our washing machine is broken. So all I hear is— I'm like, okay, what's being washed right now? I feel like there's no laundry. And then I go to my room and all the sheets are off. And at first I was embarrassed. I was like, oh my God, I fucking piss…