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David and Natalie Get a Dog
Anyway, her name's Iron Man. So I'm like, Iron Man, are you ready to go back in? And, and she looked like she's ready to go back in. So I picked her back up and we went to my room and I was finishing the rest of my nap. And then I woke up with on my white carpet this thing that looked like someone took a tub of pudding and dumped it all over, like chocolate pudding all over my carpet. Just like the most diarrhea-looking shit all over my carpet. And I was like, goddammit, Iron Man shit all over the rug. That's where I was like, okay, I cannot do this anymore. So no, I haven't had the easiest time with Iron Man. Oh my God. It's been quite the mess, to be honest.
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But so I got— I took the dog outside. I was like, let's go, let's go. We're going to pee. This is unbelievable. So we went to go pee. We went to go pee. This is my mid-nap. I'm like, I'm in the nap, whatever. I'm gonna take this dog out to pee. The dog pees.…
I know, unbelievable. When I saw that on Instagram. Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
Anyway, her name's Iron Man. So I'm like, Iron Man, are you ready to go back in? And, and she looked like she's ready to go back in. So I picked her back up and we went to my room and I was finishing the rest of my nap. And then I woke up with on my white carpet this thing that looked like someone took a tub of pudding and dumped it all over, like chocolate pudding all over my carpet. Just like t…
Tough for you. But you know what I realized? You know, Iron Man, you guys went back and forth in this name. There was a million names being thrown around. And then I see on Instagram Iron Man, which is like, it's a female dog. It's Natalie's dog. And you just…
Iron Man fits her. If you look at her, she looks like an Iron Man. Why I named her that is because I'm like really excited to like take her on a walk and like have someone go, oh my God, what is its name? And then I go, Iron Man. And then they go, oh, he's so…
you call her— you can call her Tony with an I. Tony Bark.