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David and Natalie Get a Dog

You shit the bed.

April 5, 202017:10Jason
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David16:50
One thing? I take her out.
Jason16:52
Yeah, you, you open the door and you go look at your $3 million view and the dog sits next to you.
David16:59
She sleeps with me in the morning. First of all, okay, I woke up from a nap earlier and there was a shit stain on my bed. And I knew it wasn't from me because it was too high up. It was like by my neck on your bed. So I was like, I know it's from the dog.
Jason17:10
You shit the bed.
David17:12
So I don't—
Jason17:13
Okay.
David17:13
But so I got— I took the dog outside. I was like, let's go, let's go. We're going to pee. This is unbelievable. So we went to go pee. We went to go pee. This is my mid-nap. I'm like, I'm in the nap, whatever. I'm gonna take this dog out to pee. The dog pees.…